My Sensual Life

Wanted: Sex, Orgasms not Required

Has your husband ever persuaded or convinced you to have sex when you didn’t want? I mean other than to get him to shut up, have you ever relented? “What’s he gotta do,” he asks me? I tell him that if he kept his mouth shut he’d be swattin’ away sex offers. How do I get him to have sex when he’s ambivalent? I stroke him between 9 or 10am on a Sunday morning. I’ve heard that this is when men’s testosterone levels are very high. So, he wants to know why it’s not good enough the other way around? I’ve told him a hundred thousand times, we need sensual stimulation before the sexual. I think he’s still looking that up on Wikipedia.

I don’t need to have an orgasm every time. Am I different than all other females? Is a kiss on the neck or a nibble in the ear too much to ask? Other authorities tell us to spend quality time building up the final act. I don’t have that kind of time. Again, it takes me a while to have the big O, but my Jade Chamber needs to be polished once in a while.